May 2013
47 posts
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
koae:
cancune:
briisk:
baesil:
koae:
if we all chip in like a dollar we can buy tumblr together just sayin
but then who would run it??
#civilwarbetweentheblogstyles
i would run it obviously. is that even a question
what the fuck r u talking about im gonna be ur new ruler
bow down slaves
EVERYONE WILL BE EQUAL
i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away
zzingaro:
snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals
When people are so hypocritical about life… Ha.
Annoying.
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
burgrs:
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
yongmuney:
stop drop and roll away from all your problems
internetexplorers:
constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again
andthenilonawasalllike:
“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days
sadstagram:
which is messier my life or my hair
me: i’m gonna study when i get home me: i’ll just study before i go to bed me: i’ll just study in the morning me: i’ll just study on the way to school me: i’ll just study in this class me: i’ll just study in the hall me: i’ll just study before the test me: i’ll just study during the test
freeabortions:
feels cute
takes selfie
nvm
you could have reblogged that from me
ostracizedpoodle:
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
I like people you can have comfortable silences with
hoeskimos:
[throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
inbox:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
lastofthetimeladies:
colinfirth:
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
April 2013
46 posts
the-yololympics:
my dream is to model for math textbooks
